Best Facebook Status Lines

If you have been searching all over for some funny Facebook status messages, then your search ends
here. Most search results for the top 10 Facebook status updates include the status updates given
here. These are some of the best Facebook status messages and some of the funniest Facebook
status messages that you can use.

• dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
• ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐ ן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
• ǝ ןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ p ןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞoo ן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
• wishes life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Sorry I haven't been online in a while. 2 weeks ago my PC beat me at chess, so I challenged it to kick boxing. Just got the screen fixed.
• thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
• is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
• is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"
• My favorite mythical creature: The Honest Politician.
• The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
• is rejecting your reality and substituting it with his own.
• is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine? I turned a whole student loan into beer once. Your move, Jesus.
• is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
• doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
• The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. - George Washington
• You can do anything but not everything. - David Allen
• We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.- Aristotle
• What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant
• Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut
• Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at aregeniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan
• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin
• We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky
• If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
• I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. -Woody Allen
• The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into the lazy habit of thinking. - Albert Einstein
• Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
• Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough